It sometimes amazes me the things Ben can get done when he should be studying... especially for finals.
So, Ben recently heard about the "manliest" breakfast meal ever. Of course, he had to try it. Just look at the picture, and then I'll explain.

Yes, that is bacon. You begin by weaving one pound of bacon into a "bacon mat". Then, flatten one pound of sausage into the same size. He then cooked about 5 eggs, scrambled and put them into the meat mat. He sprinkled some cheese and added some Bisquick (which he later regreted) and then rolled the meat mat into a meat log. He then put into a loaf pan and baked for about a half hour at 400 degrees. We actually aren't too sure on the time of cooking because we put it back in the oven after removing it the first time.
This is the results:`

One bite is enough. Yes, it is a bit delicious but every bite also brings you closer to death. So eat with caution. We have a lot left if anyone wants some :)
And no, my child did not get any.
Also, I have a really cool meat loaf pan that drains the grease while cooking... that has to count for the something. Right?